I love a good conspiracy theory. Especially when it comes to UFOs.
But the end of the world as we know it is due on the 21st of December this year.
So there’s loads to look forwards to.
In the mean time, the big conspiracy theory circulating the internet is that the Olympic Games in London are going to be used to stage a grand entry by some distant cousin aliens who are stopping by earth for a visit before its impending destruction.
When the UK’s Telegraph newspaper reported footage of the UFO over the ceremony I thought – that’s it then, aliens exist and I’d better put to right all the bad things I’ve done in life just in case there’s a heaven, or more worryingly – a hell.
So I thought I’d better investigate things.
With some relief and a hint of disappointment I discovered that there’s nothing much to worry about on this occasion.
So I’ve put the following image together to show my thoughts.
- Oh well, I suppose it’s too soon to cancel all my repayment direct debits.
I’m sure we all have an opinion about this. But for me it has to be the scene from Jaws 2. It’s the scene when a woman is speeding around in a nice little wooden boat by an idyllic beach with a lovely young woman having fun on a water ski. Until, that is, Jaws the second arrives with a craving to satisfy a ceaseless megalodon hunger.
